Monthly Archives: March 2013

Just Another Day In Paradise

Some days I just can’t be arsed. Today was one of those days. So on top of it being Monday, which ALWAYS ruins a good weekend,  I have a dicky throat. And no, I don’t have one in my throat….. … Continue reading

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I’m a girl? How did that happen?

Growing up I was a tomboy.  I was the eldest of my cousins who were all boys.  I was the eldest kid in the street, who were all boys.  I could kick a footy, bowl a cricket ball, play a … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned

    I learned that I don’t care if other people like me or not.  If you spend your life worrying about what people think of you, you’ll never be who you are deep down in your gut, in your … Continue reading

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Is That The Actual Temperature?

Being menopausal, my body has lost the ability to tell what the actual temperature really is.   I call it “My Own Personal Summertime”,  commonly called hot flushes. I spend half my life walking around in a singlet or t-shirt, … Continue reading

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The Last Two Years…..Can I get a refund on that?

Two years ago today, I was flat on my back in my bed thinking I would never walk again.   So began two years I’ll never get back. I woke up and realised I couldn’t move either of my legs.  Like, … Continue reading

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Stick Families…..

I would just like to say… NOBODY LIKES STICK FAMILIES! I often have the urge to sneak up to the back of a persons car and peel off one or two of them..

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I’m Over My FuManChu

Menopause…. I think its about time it was dragged out of the closet and exposed. I have one word for it, actually two, it sucks. Actually make that three words.  It sucks balls. I would apologise to any men that … Continue reading

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Introduction…

So I’ve been prompted to do a blog by a friend at work who thinks I am funny… God know where she gets that idea from? So, how to begin, I guess I should just introduce myself, not that it … Continue reading

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In Beer There I…

In Beer There Is Strength, In Wine There Is Wisdom, In Water There Is Bacteria….

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